Some people think the real opportunity for success

Some people think the real opportunity for success lies with the government and not within themselves.

A soft tone will heal wounds

A soft tone will heal wounds. A harsh tone will open it.

Some see images in clouds

Some see images in clouds. I see ideas in dimensions.

Life is a stage

Life is a stage and we all can't fit on it. Some must sit and watch.

Never look backwards while going forward

Never look backwards while going forward. The guy might open his car door.

You never know how stupid you are

You never know how stupid you are, until being stupid is the only choice you have.

Difficult roads often lead to Hillbillies

Difficult roads often lead to Hillbillies with green teeth.

Plastic people should be melted down into hooker shoes

Plastic people should be melted down into hooker shoes with blinking lights in the clear bottoms. So everyone can see the hooker step on fake, arrogant, losers thinking that they are better than everyone else.

When your lucky enough to learn one of life lessons

When your lucky enough to learn one of life lessons, thank it for stopping long enough to tell you.

If your impressed by job titles like Manager

If your impressed by job titles like Manager. How about Manager of the fry section at the Viener Schnitzel. No pay increase but wow! You made Manager.

Freedom will ring until your guns are taken

Freedom will ring until your guns are taken, then your head will ring when your guard hits you with his rifle butt.

If nothing in your life is going right

If nothing in your life is going right, you are caught in a roundabout.

You are in full control over everything that you do.

You are in full control over everything that you do. Once your wife leaves the house.

Everything happens for a reason

Everything happens for a reason. That's why there is always at least one loser where you work.

Anyone can do anything

Anyone can do anything. But you can do yours.

It's better to comply with the Police Officer

It's better to comply with the Police Officer commands from the start, than be surrounded by forty.

College is like a one armed bandit.

College is like a one armed bandit. Put your money in. Pull the handle and hope for a good paying job. Better to get a trade, have no debt, and have the employer pay for all your education.

If you set your sights to the stars

If you set your sights to the stars and don't look where your going, your bound to fall like you were playing Pokymon in the park.

When they say we need to all row together

When they say we need to all row together, that just means let's keep doing it the same old way like we have been. Better to get an outboard motor and throw the dead weight off the boat.

Fly paper with no glue

Fly paper with no glue is like a marriage with no love

An honest cripple

An honest cripple is better than a runner who lies

Opportunity

 

 Opportunity, is the price you pay for success.